Rick and Morty visit Equestria

Twilight: Wrong Human, and you think you are smart but only a arrogant man and drunk, Our vision is not limit to movement, well sometime for Pinkie but not the rest of us!(she use her magic to remove very tech on Rick)

Rick: WHAT THE*YAY* IS THIS.. OH Great *YAY* magic , of course!

Twilight: Listen well Mister, you have only two option, Option 1: You can stay and polite to other maybe make some friend here! OR Option 2: You go where you come from and never come back unless you have

change for the better! Is your choice!

Rick: Well Better go home, Come Morty.. Oh eh can have my stuff back?, I need my portal gun to go home, when you have take it the portal have close.. I hope your magic have not mess with it!( Twilight his stuff and Rick look his Portal gun and work perfectly home) Good is working, Come Morty!

Morty: Can stay a little.. You know to learn here, maybe there some useful mineral?

Rick: .. Fine, But I will come back to take you back home, I give you only 5 hour and that's it, You better found something useful, You know science with unknow mineral is not cheap but can be dangerous and mostly when is come with magic stuff.. last time have done it is a kill 4 of my coworker .. well when I working with other before have start to work alone.. well the mess was not fault, one of those moron have follow the safety procedure and got them self kill when I was in bath room!

Twilight: Sorry to hear this but is why safety there for a reason( she look Rainbow and Pinkie for the last those two prank her and the lab blow up but she have teleport them out in time) Somepony or somebody do not understand the work safety procedure and believe can do what he or she want!

Rick: Sigh.. yeah.. this is the problem when you are smart, you are surrounded by idiot and less smart.. luckily not all stupid moron and reckless, My daughter and her family know to mess with my lab but I can say for*YAY* other people... I am sure feel like this Purple winged unicorn pony, You are smart one here!

Twilight: Yes and my name is Princess Twilight Sparkle, Princess of friendship and the Element of harmony of magic!

Rick: ( say to himself are *YAY* me Princess of Friendship? and what she have sister or a sister in law who is the Princess of Love or something) anyway I must going, Oh here Morty to call if you need me and is tell me you are still alive and stay out trouble.. like i care.. I need a beer!(he close the gate)

Morty: So what learn here?

Pinky: Oh many but first a welcome PARTY!

Twilight: Do not work and fail on found something useful, I will help, But the party will be 1 hour time and next I will help you.. Morty Right?

Morty: Yeah and Thanks Princess!

Twilight: just call me Twilight!